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How catnip gets cats high

Die Bestattung Wien bietet am Tag der offenen Tür der Wiener Stadtweke “Sarg-Probeliegen” an. WTF?

Something kinda worries me: There is a higher probability that the warm weather won’t last for much longer than there is that it does. #sun

Tough decision: Stay inside the house, doing real work (Twittering). Or go out for some fresh air Twittering. #procrastination

15 Minutes into #Farcry2, and already it feels like exhausting work.

Es bleibt festzuhalten: Die #Eisverkäuferinnnen-Tweets von @hessi pflegen die Fantasie an einem lauen Frühlingsabend durchaus anzuregen. :)

Up to 7km commuting distance cycling is as fast as other means of individual transport. So do something healthy today: http://bit.ly/shPTk

Have been riding my bike all day long. Awesome weather is awesome. #spring

Sun shines on my beautiful park bench. #Bitsundso for my ears. Gorgeous.

Today: Tchaikovsky 5th symphony. *fuck yeah* #kaboom

Im Radio grade die Phrase “netzwerkorientiert arbeiten” gehört. Machte mich spontan wütend. Abgeschaltet. #bullshit-bingo

RT @patrickrollbis: Hammer! RTL hat die perfekten Idioten gefunden. #rtl #strohdoof #dreierbeziehung #hartziv #dumm #doof #doof #wie #brot